would you find me more or less attractive if i looked like a stereotypical viking?

When my boyfriend casually asked me "would you find me more or less attractive if i looked like a stereotypical viking?" I posted this (possibly private and intimate thought) immediately on twitter for the lols to ensue.  After interrogating my boyfriend, he states that he "was just looking around the internet, and saw a picture of some viking gay porn on tumblr, and wondered."  I think this says a lot about my boyfriend.  Fuck.  In a bold never before seen attempt in the bloggersphere - Adele over at thommasenland and myself decided to make a ~twin~ post on OUR IDEAL MEN.

My pin ups from about 8 to 13 were as follows

David Bowie

Jarvis Cocker

Kurt Cobain

Brian Molko

 Rik Mayall

Blackadder, but only in this series

Every square inch of my room was dedicated to Kurt, with the exception of Jarvis and Brian, my mum even made me a Kurt Cobain collage that has loads and loads of pictures of Kurt with his suicide note in the middle.  So glad my mum understood teenage obsession. 

It then transgressed into these lovely beauties

Mike Patton

  Gael Garcia Benal

 Joaquin Phoenix

Johnny Depp

 Sawyer from Lost

 Macaulay Culkin

 Noel Fielding

 Jason Schwartzman

I definitely have a type, either tall dark really skinny big noses like Joaquin Phoenix, Jarvis Cocker , or rugged looking shaggy long blonde haired types like Kurt Cobain, Sawyer from lost and man of the moment, my ultimate - Michael Pitt - SWOON.

Now I was going to make my ideal man looks wise on a mishmash on my favourite editing software 'microsoft paint' and cutting up these pictures, but this post was a struggle with my brand new as of today 12 stone cast as it is, and was dictated and typed up by my amazing... the wannabe viking... my boyfriend Andrew who I believes deserves a mention in this hot to trot fit men u fancy list that could have been from a magazine like Bliss/sugar/J17 circa 1995.