Yeah I haven't blogged in ages, which is a bit stupid really considering I got an amazing DSLR for this very purpose (and for prosperity purposes of course). Things that have happened in since Christmas:
- I started going on evening walks
- MY SISTER GOT A BABY INSIDE OF HER
- It was my birthday/ It was valentine’s day/ it was my anniversary/February is really busy
- It snowed
- I became obsessed with Twin Peaks, The American Office and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
- I snapped my MENISCUS in my knee
- Soundgarden and Faith No More announced UK Festivals
So each of the above are my short photo dominated catch up blog posts for the next week, which will be posted in no particular order. This post is: "It snowed"
It started snowing on my birthday. We found this out when we came out of pizza express and there was a foot of snow and we had to dig the car out, and then Wilson drifted across the road and I had to shout PULL OFF IN 2ND FFS in her face.
We made a snowman to celebrate the fact it snowed and it had no travel repercussions on me for the first time in five years. Normally I would tell the snow to fuck right off and glare at people rolling around in it. Not this year. This year I got amongst the snow. We made a snowman and it smelt weird, and it turns out they are not that easy to make. I also made so vulgar poses behind its snowy back.
Arrested Development hoody is a must for all cold outside activities
We stuffed seeds in his demonic eye holes and fashioned him a twig smile
Andrew enjoying the snow, also portraying where I hurt his forehead a bit on purpose and it left a mark
Possibly the best album cover of all time?
Two pence nose, and some weird black bits in his stinky torso
I licked his face
I also erotically touched him, his mouth is in a straight line, which made me think he didn't like it? It was consensual though, as you know my feelings on non consensual sex guys.
Yeah........ the snow made me sexually aggressive.
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